Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Yeah, I'm paleo & a phat one, what of it?!?!

I'm a fat paleo however I spell fat, "phat".  Do you remember way back when (I'm 32) when rappers would use the slang word "phat" in their raps about hoes for "pretty hot and temping"??  Uhhh yeah so I'm pretty much poking fun at that slang word but in all honesty I'm a fat paleo but not a hoe.  So apparently I don't understand the meaning of portion control and I bake waaaaay too many paleo treats therefore I'm a fat paleo.  My Paleolithic journey started in July of 2013.  Once upon a time I used to be such a chubster.  My nickname growing up was "Gordis" (apparently when you put an "IS" at the end of the word its a term of endearment) and I grew up with such scrumptious food but that was no bueno.  Anyway, as I reached adulthood I tried so many diets and pills but that didn't work for my body.  I needed a diet that would stick, I wanted a life style change and being paleo works for me.  I'm not 100% paleo, more like 98.2% because I do enjoy drinking wine and champagne.  Boy, do I like to pop the bubblies.  Anyway,  I live a paleo life and I want share the treats and eats I whip up and where to find recipes and the story behind on why I picked that recipe.  I also want to share my experiences being a paleo.  For example when I go backpacking, OMG the first time was brutal and I thought I was going to starve but now it so easy peasy being a backpacking paleo.  So yeah this phat blog is for fun and I've come along way to truly enjoy a healthy life.  It was tough in the beginning and now its my lifestyle!  PS I was never an English major and so my writings are not purrrrfect.  Enjoy!

Below, me in 2011, 2012 and 2013: